"$FATS is the official currency of Fat Cracker Season, where the ‘S’ stands for ‘Sorry, scale, not today!’ This token’s for the gloriously girth gang—pasty, proud, and packing extra pounds like a snowman in a snack aisle. $FATS celebrates the art of being white as wonder bread and wide as a recliner, turning every holiday binge into a blockchain flex. Forget six-packs; we’re stacking snack packs and laughing all the way to the fridge. Join the $FATS fam—because nothing says ‘bull market’ like a bull-sized belly!"