About PumpPie
In the wake of two major holidays where families gather , somehow finding a way to ALWAYS hate on crypto , I present a way to rep the colors of the trenches like never before …
PumpPie is the ULTIMATE Cult dessert that will change Family Holidays FOREVER !!! Once Unc and Karen take a bite there’s no going back !!! They tasted the trenches AND . THEY . LIKED IT ! GOTCHA BITCH ! They consumed the fruits of our labor, the power of the memes hath reached the family dinner table !!!
BRING ONE TO EVERY FAMILY GATHERING LIKE A TRUE DEGEN !!!
It’s more than just a pie , it’s a token of the trenches , it’s patronage to your passions , it’s a badge of bravery in the face of absolute judgement and doubt , it’s a symbol of sacrifice salvation and success !!! The key meme that changed your bloodline forever and will be a feature at holidays for the foreseeable future !!! Imagine thousands of memecoin trenchers posting up pics every holiday of their PumpPies on the table ! It’s like Planting a flag of victory right behind normie lines ! That’s right eat your words that pie made me RICH !
Note it’s also a way to bridge the normie cousins on the fence about crypto , make ‘em laugh at the others contradicting their selves loving the desert of the trenches , AND ONBOARD THEM !!!